Three/ Four Word Story

[nascarjody]

You add to the story but you can only use three words. I will start.



Once apon a

[Layer1]

new forum called

[nickspeed]

titan owners .com

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it was a

[O-Fivecc]

wombat McGillicuty Jones

[06_footy]

That decided to....

[Layer1]

to stop by

[O-Fivecc]

and watch porn

[Layer1]

all day with

[06_footy]

the homies who

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ate cheetos and

[06_footy]

watched abunch of

[Misfit]

Star Trek reruns

[Layer1]

repeated porn just

[O-Fivecc]

to get a

[Layer1]

glimpse of whats

[06_footy]

little edge off...

[O-Fivecc]

little midgets jumping

[06_footy]

nothing better than....

[nickspeed]

off the roof

[06_footy]

fat people doing...

[Misfit]

naked belly flops

[O-Fivecc]

onto your face

[08BLIZZARD]

that was gross.

[06_footy]

So the people

[R3DN1CK]

visited 2girls1cup.com and

[O-Fivecc]

threw-up in mouth

[06_footy]

along with in

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the seat of

[06_footy]

the presidents caddy....

[O-Fivecc]

and shitted out

[R3DN1CK]

while drinking 40oz

[06_footy]

pulling them bitches.....

[R3DN1CK]

by the hair

[06_footy]

and slappin my

[R3DN1CK]

panda faced killer

[06_footy]

with a nasty

[R3DN1CK]

chuck norris roundhouse

[06_footy]

to the fucking

[R3DN1CK]

face while eating

[06_footy]

a nice hoggie

[R3DN1CK]

with xtra mayo

[nascarjody]

and a little

[08BLIZZARD]

motor oil for

[06_footy]

side of kickass

[nickspeed]

dragging down the

[O-Fivecc]

yellow brick road

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going to see

[06_footy]

some chimps jump...

[nickspeed]

over the grand

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national parked by

[06_footy]

This ugly fat

[08BLIZZARD]

gorilla looking girl

[O-Fivecc]

who eats big

[nickspeed]

that was in

[R3DN1CK]

a black jetta

[nickspeed]

cutting off all

[R3DN1CK]

the normal drivers

[Layer1]

that aren't RedNecks

[kha4079]

and like masturbating

[06_footy]

with a sandwich...

[O-Fivecc]

in their ass-crack

[06_footy]

while sniffin that

[O-Fivecc]

crack cocaine powder

[06_footy]

talking monkey they....

[O-Fivecc]

ate shrooms again

[nickspeed]

And pulled the

[O-Fivecc]

head off a-turtle

[nickspeed]

only to find

[O-Fivecc]

it was his

[nickspeed]

long lost pet

[O-Fivecc]

that killed his

[nickspeed]

best friends dog

[06_footy]

while screwing his

[nickspeed]

big fat cat

[O-Fivecc]

in the eye-ball

[06_footy]

like a drunk

[nickspeed]

sailor in the

[06_footy]

backroom of the...

[nickspeed]

boat they stole

[06_footy]

as they eat

[nickspeed]

and drink the

[06_footy]

bottle of jack

[nickspeed]

and laugh about

[06_footy]

fat people smell

[nickspeed]

that was coming

[06_footy]

down the hall

[nickspeed]

from the locker

[von]

we are growing

[nickspeed]

and it's getting

[von]

bigger and bigger

[nickspeed]

everyday of the

[von]

week and year

[LaQueen]

until the day

[06_footy]

That i eat

[nickspeed]

my own hair

[R3DN1CK]

and oatmeal creampies

[dezert-hooligan]

oozed all over

[nascarjody]

my hot sweaty

[R3DN1CK]

sweedish meatballs covered

[von]

in ice cream

[O-Fivecc]

with Orangutang piss

[06_footy]

gobbled up by

[dezert-hooligan]

my fuzzy shamwows

[Misfit]

that smelled like

[O-Fivecc]

Donkey Kong's ass

[von]

and diddy kong

[dezert-hooligan]

smoked a bong

[von]

in a dark

[nickspeed]

back room of

[von]

his old boat

[Misfit]

with slow leak

[06_footy]

his asshole leaked

[von]

so he has

[06_footy]

a case of

[von]

old ass hole

[Misfit]

with butt plug

[06_footy]

in his mothers

[kha4079]

strip club with

[Misfit]

undercover police officers

[06_footy]

who tazed the

[O-Fivecc]

ball sack of

[von]

hell that was

[06_footy]

too far deep....

[O-Fivecc]

into your mind

[06_footy]

ur NOS kit

[O-Fivecc]

is clouding my

[06_footy]

daily vision upon...

[von]

further inspection of

[06_footy]

his ear drums...

[von]

were hurting from

[O-Fivecc]

caked with wax

[von]

dirty dirty wax

[O-Fivecc]

looked poo brown

[von]

and was stinky

[O-Fivecc]

and fell into

[LaQueen]

06 footy's right hand



*hides*

[06_footy]

Your mom loved

[LaQueen]

to kill YOU

[06_footy]

She loved it

[LaQueen]

you freaking bastard!

[06_footy]

sO WHATS NEW.....

[LaQueen]

.....................i hate you

[von]

we all know

[06_footy]

sO wHAts New

[LaQueen]

his head up

[SiMpLyMoDiFiEd]

mine is down

[06_footy]

she said that......

[LaQueen]

It wasn't me!

[SiMpLyMoDiFiEd]

about your dick.....

[06_footy]

^Not mine bro

[SiMpLyMoDiFiEd]

lmao yeah OK

[06_footy]

So the way

[LaQueen]

Not gonna happen

[06_footy]

pigs eat poop

[Sleepertrk]

from crooks

[von]

you are into

[06_footy]

some mafia conspiracy....

[dezert-hooligan]

involving LaQueen's mom

[06_footy]

cheezits are yummmy

[LaQueen]

Hooligan you bastard!!!!!:boxing:

[dezert-hooligan]

I love milfs :licklips:

[06_footy]

I fuck milfs

[dezert-hooligan]

I atm milfs

[06_footy]

They pay my....

[LaQueen]

a toda madre??

[dezert-hooligan]

Pornstar Actor's License

[06_footy]

i got one

[dezert-hooligan]

i got one

for Eskimo Porn

[Sleepertrk]

man thats cold

[nickspeed]

as her tits

[06_footy]

swallow a g-string

[dezert-hooligan]

choking his enlarged

[von]

They choke on

[von]

my big balls

[06_footy]

in her mouth

[von]

thats so true

[dezert-hooligan]

while gumming hard

[06_footy]

on hard chafts

[dezert-hooligan]

and broken yokes

[R3DN1CK]

gargling on santas

[dezert-hooligan]

hairy stocking stuffers

[R3DN1CK]

nibbling on Mrs.Claus

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crucnhy yellow toenails.

[nickspeed]

that the elf's

[R3DN1CK]

made into tacos

[nickspeed]

and fed to

[R3DN1CK]

victors mom and

[nickspeed]

she loved them

[R3DN1CK]

and nickspeed proceeded

[08BLIZZARD]

to kick someones

[nickspeed]

big juicy tits

[R3DN1CK]

of a shemale

[nickspeed]

that was in

[Sleepertrk]

a new movie

[08BLIZZARD]

called one large

[nickspeed]

bitch and a

[LaQueen]

the TO guys

[nickspeed]

good moring LQ

[LaQueen]

Good Afternoon fellas :D

[nickspeed]

how today going

[LaQueen]

Its STILL raining! :D

[nickspeed]

that it is:yucky:

[LaQueen]

I love it! :P

[nickspeed]

i hate it

[LaQueen]

No wheeling today :(

[nickspeed]

no mudding today?

[LaQueen]

When wind dies

[LaQueen]

Screw the wind

[LaQueen]

Time to play!

[06_footy]

Medicines a pain....

[LaQueen]

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Ok, this sucks.........

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wheres the story??

[Layer1]

Obviously it was

[08BLIZZARD]

lost somewhere back

[Layer1]

at the weather

[Sleepertrk]

station's big fire

[R3DN1CK]

stormcock of doom

[06_footy]

behind the alluring...

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of the flames

[06_footy]

That engulfed the...

[O-Fivecc]

face of the

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batman and joker

[Sleepertrk]

Mona Lisa painting

[R3DN1CK]

leprechauan eating meatballs

[O-Fivecc]

over the rainbow

[Layer1]

into the sunset

[R3DN1CK]

under the moon

[O-Fivecc]

before the end?

[dezert-hooligan]

come full circle

[nickspeed]

on titan owners

[06_footy]

like a big

[Sleepertrk]

fat nose wart

[dezert-hooligan]

ooozing out pus

[Sleepertrk]

into your mouth

[dezert-hooligan]

down your throat

[Sleepertrk]

piss it out

[nickspeed]

on the street

[dezert-hooligan]

on a bonfire

[nickspeed]

at the beach

[06_footy]

in the bathroom

[dezert-hooligan]

wiping your butthole

[LaQueen]

with a diaper

[dezert-hooligan]

made with sandpaper

[LaQueen]

60 grit blend

[R3DN1CK]

watching it bleed

[dezert-hooligan]

hemorroids ruptured open

[R3DN1CK]

tapping that ass

[dezert-hooligan]

going raw dog

[R3DN1CK]

brokeback mountain style